I’ll be willing to “reconsider” my atheism if AOC is chosen to do the rebuttal.

That whole meh movie was worth it just for this one gif.

I know these types of guys; I’m within 5 years of them age-wise but I’m a woman. They’re very bright within the very narrow confines of their professional education, but outside of that space they have the depth of a puddle and the curiosity of a cabbage. Regardless of however motivated they are to achieve…

If it looks like he’s numbly ventriloquizing the rancid words of one of the aspiring genocidaires tasked with writing his more high-flown addresses, it’s because he is.

I long ago grew weary of attempts to armchair diagnose him with some recognizable mental illness. Even as a thought exercise, it becomes tedious. But I knew I’d reached the end when I said to my husband in frustration, “NO, he is NOT like Hitler. Hitler would have loathed his stupidity and laziness and gluttony and…

...he would list the types of tape that the smugglers used, usually mentioning that it was blue.

...who was only quasi-saved by his children being ever so slightly more competent than him...

The only reason the ATC’s could start calling in sick was because Pelosi held the Dem caucus together in such an unbreakable front that the R’s couldn’t find anyplace to chip away at it. The fact that people don’t understand how hard that is doesn’t mean it’s not the most important aspect of the past month+. Boehner…

I recommend AN OLD DONUT BOBBING AROUND IN A TOILET as the title for when these great Trump essays get collected, btw. 

Looking at that header photo, I’m reminded that it all comes back to that hair.

Roth always with the best Trump takes. He’s not playing chess, and he was never playing chess. There’s no grand design here. He’s a lazy vain man who doesn’t want to back down on a campaign plank 

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

The trend lines look great!

Coulter and Limbaugh are going to be pissed when he returns home with no cow and magic beans.

So he basically just owned the next shutdown. 

It’s basically the same CR Congress passed a month and a half ago. It’s no deal. He caved. 

While I actually found much of it to be pretty funny, Hemsworth was by far the funniest thing in it.

Ironically, the only funny thing about the lady Ghostbusters movie was Chris Hemsworth.  The rest should have been funnier but it wasn’t. 

I think it’s probably less the film itself and more all the shit she in particular had to deal with online for daring to be in this film and the fact it’s getting all buried under the rug.

Ghostbusters 2 is one of those weird movies where it’s much worse than the sum of its parts. There’s lots of good stuff in there, so why am I so dead inside by the time it’s over?