But hot dogs are a place-based food that are required fare at any of the following locations:

^ This. Most of my “freeloaders” are elderly and/or on fixed budgets, and if a couple extra bucks a month for me means they can have all the free entertainment they want, that’s fine.

“and the one absolutely no one pays for will cost $16 each month instead of $14—making it even more costly than HBO Now.”

I subscribe to the highest tier.  But all my profiles are in use which makes it worth the cost knowing that multiple family members enjoy the service also.

$100/year for the middling content Netflix provides still whips the living daylights out of the $100/month for pure garbage that the local cable co. has on offer.

TIL [has daughter=yes] buffs stack.

Whipping his dick out was bad enough, but he also actively tried to ruin the careers of those women and anyone who tried to report on it as well. People don’t talk about that enough. Like so much fucking hand-wringing over a guy’s “ruined reputation” and literally nothing about the reps of all the women he crushed…

“And I really can’t see the Garofalo of the early 90s - the alt comic feminist - allowing a comic of that generation to skate so easily if they’d done something like that to her.”

A good way for comedians to be left alone is to not have your manager book gigs at comedy clubs. It works; ask Dave Chapelle. It is also entirely possible to criticize C.K. while being his friend. You are not being disloyal by pointing out, when asked, that a good friend fucked up/is a fuck-up.

Look, I get standing up for a friend. But compare this to what Marc Maron said about C.K., also longtime friends. He had asked C.K. privately about the (at the time) rumors and Louis said they weren’t true. When C.K. admitted to the behavior, Maron said on the podcast that Louis had straight up lied to him and fuck…

I’m concerned about Jeremy's inability to spell his own last name.

It’s been a tough stretch for the WASP.   Thoughts and prayers.

Boy, sure nice to see something finally go well for those plucky young upstarts from New Canaan.

Going to disagree. Avenger is a masterpiece. It’s personally the Marvel movie I have watched the most and it’s perfect.

Shut the fuck up.

Right below the Big Smack.

And to the left of the McFlurry o’Fists.

It’s just above the five-piece chickenshit tenderizers.

It’s listed right after the 10-piece McKnuckle.

If you don’t want people to punch you, don’t grab them by the shirt collar and jerk them towards you. If you want them to stop hitting you, let go of the shirt collar.