Okay, maybe when you’re making it from scratch like some kind of Chopped champion or something, but out here in the real world, ketchup is like 50% HFCS. I liked it when I was 8. And, ok, when I was 38, but I finally realized that was just habit, not experience, and now it just grosses me out on most things. It’s…

All my Delco neighbors I’ve compared notes with reached the same conclusion. Huddle in the basement at 3am? Yeah, nah, if it’s my time to go it’s my time to go.

This, and while I recognize he’s no longer steering this ship, GRRM went on record some time ago that one does not “... hang a giant wolf pack on the wall unless you intend to use it.”

 

Counterpoint:

That was great kinja. Bee cages all around.

I mean I thought this, but then he’s in there at 7pm with the lights out. What.

Because when you’re a gazillionaire, it doesn’t really occur to you that your actions might ever have consequences.

That’s your idea of the worst thing in the world? Mighty nice world you’ve got there. Man, people need to learn how do deal with boredom for a minute.

I’ve been stranded in a car and stranded in a train. There is no comparison whatsoever. Take the train.

Someone hasn’t heard of Security Council vetoes.

32 out of 32 owners voted for Trump. Bank it.

Ah man, all that effort deserves to get Gordo’s payoff line right too: “You’re looking at him.”

Good stuff.

Putin’s not selling.

And I haven’t seen anybody point out the obvious conclusion: the kid almost certainly didn’t write a single word of the statement, and quite likely wasn’t even involved in its production.

I want to correct your spelling because that is one of my many character flaws, but “pure-bread” is such a Trump typo that I can’t be sure you were unintentional.

Surely Netflix knows by now how many of us would binge that in a night.

That’s the stuff right there.

This legit just happened:

+3000 Mystery Science Theaters.

The gene for the chocolate color, unlike the genes for the black and yellow color, is recessive in Labradors, which means both mom and dad have to be chocolate-colored to produce the trait in pups.

What is this “St. Louis” you speak of?