Putin’s not selling.

And I haven’t seen anybody point out the obvious conclusion: the kid almost certainly didn’t write a single word of the statement, and quite likely wasn’t even involved in its production.

I want to correct your spelling because that is one of my many character flaws, but “pure-bread” is such a Trump typo that I can’t be sure you were unintentional.

Surely Netflix knows by now how many of us would binge that in a night.

That’s the stuff right there.

+3000 Mystery Science Theaters.

What is this “St. Louis” you speak of?

You’re like one of those guys who says “if he just followed the police officer’s instructions.” No, man. Just because it’s a rule doesn’t mean it’s right.

It keeps growing on me. I’m hoping there’s a nonprescription topical cream that’ll clear that right up.

I get that there are people who enjoy green chile, but even for them I’m not sure suspending it in a chicken medium is really sharp marketing.

Take your star.

Thank you Ivar’s.

Come on, Deadspin. Now that you have the facts, the headline needs updating, too. Don’t sink to this level of clickbait. You’re better than this.

On an unrelated but funny aside his (adult) son is named “Duey”.

And let’s be clear, he hates saying this *not at all*. He went out of his way to say it.

My friends “overfitting” and “small sample size” would like a word.

I think they’re going the full Papa John’s route with it. They’re gonna use this photo every time they ever write about him. I mean, not this *exact* photo, because they’re making it a tiny bit redder every time they use it.

Deadspin gives me life.

Take your fucking stars, the both of you.

I know how appealing this photo is to support this narrative, but the women behind him are all his supporters/Stockholm-syndrome enablers. They’re wearing that face in this photo because they’re reacting indignantly, along with him, to something a Democratic Senator has said.

There are so very many other unflattering…

Porque no los dos? If it were just about achieving a conservative bench majority, they could easily withdraw him and name another. No, they’re doubling down because they feel we must be defeated, we must know our place, we must remember that they are in charge and they own us.