Came here to say the same thing. WTF.

I don't know how people put a monetary value on loosing a loved one but wouldn't those who required amputations or sustained other long lasting injuries need more money than the family's of the four causalities? None of the fatal victims had families of their own to support, so all of this money goes to their…

I wish we were more generous in donating to less newsworthy people.

Do NOT try to insist on being sent home from the hospital the day you've been a terror victim. $8k for the outpatient, $125k for 1 night in the hospital. Lesson learned.

Stupid gauges turn me off, make lots of girls look like monkeys. The latest fad in body modification. Will look ridiculous when the fad wears off.

I thought I said I'd trademarked my High School French Translation Machine?

Wuss dad's "what"? What is it that Wuss dad owns that is the downfall of this country? WE MUST KNOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

Try getting right in their face and screaming, as loud as possible, "SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!" Flying spittle helps drive the point home.

This was so painful I think I had a small stroke watching it. Also, no one's teeth should be that white.

what answer was Nene hoping for? Men are pigs and won't pay women equal salary, especially if you are a woman working for the White House? Would that make the Nene happy?

Further proof pageant queens are good for nothing other than getting knocked up, ordering take out and breeding illiterate children who will some day play in the SEC.

A transcript, for those trying to make some sense out of it (FOOLS, THERE'S NONE TO BE HAD! WHY WASTE YOUR TIME?): "I think we can relate this back to education and how we are continuing to try to strive to [pause] [woohoo-ing] try to figure out how to create jobs right now. That is the big problem. Especially the men…

I personally believe such as Miss Teen SC holds on to her crown. Such as.

Thank god Miss Alabama is next to get this back on track.

Jesus Christ, Timothy. Do you realize how many training sessions of Luminosity I'll need to get those brain cells back?

He pretty clearly acknowledges what's wrong with himself, you idiot — that's the whole point of the piece.

To all you fucking morons judging Drew because of this piece, and even judging his child:

Holy fuck I completely understand.