Her parents must be so proud. And when are we going to start calling photography 'Art' anyway?

P.S. All will be forgiven if you will please, for the love of God, make the Bethany Ever After ads go away.

Ideally, the right thing to do would have been to fix the 100+ bugs FIRST, and THEN launch. No? What was the rush? Still, it's getting better, and I love Gawker too much to bash it. It's still the best written/most intelligent/funniest site I know of.

I have an iPad and typed in ca.gawker.com, then saved that page as an icon on my desktop or whatever they call it. I click on that and it works fine. But you're right, that mobile site, Aaaak!

@iplaudius: They won't find out until it's too late. She's not identified.

@TrapperKeeper: He probably didn't 'get' his mom to complain for him. I would complain quite loudly on my own accord if some mean girl did that to my son. Are you kidding, blaming him and his mom for this?

@scouts honor: Wow. Mean.

@TeenageGangDeb: But my 5 page hand-written letters to Paul didn't include death threats to Linda! I merely told him that I loved him more than she ever could and that I would wait for an eternity, and that he was the love of my life, and that I dreamed of him every night, and that I wrote these songs for him...

@Love Monkey: Hef's new bride will NOT be left with nothing, I can assure you that much. She will come out of this a million times richer than she went into it, and maybe still in her 20's.

Oh dear lord, please don't let this story get more comments than all of the other stories of the day. Please?

This article is worthless without a poll. C'mon, Richard, how hard could that be to set up? Or are you afraid that "A Christmas Story" will get more votes than all of your nominees combined??

@cny1012: Get in line, lady.

I don't get Frozen Laugh. Who keeps the same dresses for 10 years? There's not enough change to make it interesting.

If I bought my tall, thin, blonde 11 year old daughter that outfit, she would look like that, too. If I buy her kid's jeans, a sweater, and converse, she looks like a kid. I buy her jeans, sweaters, and converse.

@jairip: I don't think we can say what those things on her feet are called in polite company. No mom should ever let her 12 year old daughter wear heels, period. That's what ballet flats are for.

@Yes I'm a Witch: Every girl in high school was either in love with Adam or Dr. Drew. I loved them both. Still do. It's going to take a lot more than some snide, probably true comment from Dr. Drew to turn me against him.

I have a friend, a short, balding 48 year old man, who told me that he goes to Hooters regularly because one of the waitresses "misses him" when he doesn't go for a week or two. "She said she gets so tired of all the old guys hitting on her, and that's why she is so happy to see me, because she knows I'm not like…

@Almane: ALL of the stuff is donated. Plus, most PAY for the privilege of donating it on Oprah. This isn't costing Oprah a cent.

even after a genetic bounty, all-but-certain plastic surgery and dieting, good lighting, a pro-photographer, and dozens of shots...

@roodles: Yep. Pretty much anyone named Liam and I'm game.