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@jairip: I don't think we can say what those things on her feet are called in polite company. No mom should ever let her 12 year old daughter wear heels, period. That's what ballet flats are for.

@Yes I'm a Witch: Every girl in high school was either in love with Adam or Dr. Drew. I loved them both. Still do. It's going to take a lot more than some snide, probably true comment from Dr. Drew to turn me against him.

I have a friend, a short, balding 48 year old man, who told me that he goes to Hooters regularly because one of the waitresses "misses him" when he doesn't go for a week or two. "She said she gets so tired of all the old guys hitting on her, and that's why she is so happy to see me, because she knows I'm not like

@Almane: ALL of the stuff is donated. Plus, most PAY for the privilege of donating it on Oprah. This isn't costing Oprah a cent.

even after a genetic bounty, all-but-certain plastic surgery and dieting, good lighting, a pro-photographer, and dozens of shots...

@roodles: Yep. Pretty much anyone named Liam and I'm game.