Heheh arraigned marriage is right

I don’t mean to talk out of turn, but a 34 and 33 year old with a 16 year old and they’re trying to force her into an arraigned marriage?

And the almighty dollar. 20 fucking grand for your daughter? Rot in hell

buddy........a kid’s head got cut off

One other more pleasant thought: Whistleblower lifeguard’s mom Jane sounds like a good tough lady.

Has it ever decapitated a child? Then shut your pie hole.

Cool, and until you’re “given” that world do you support the rights of women (and some men, and lots of gender fluid/non binary people but I’ve noticed that antis tend to forget sex workers aren’t just cis women) to earn a living by a means of their choosing as safely as possible or nah?

I think this thing about impressive body of work has been overstated. Mellon Collie really isn’t that great outside of the singles.

i— ...shit

By “free-market libertarian capitalist”, he means “rich”.

I’m pretty sure free-market capitalism is going to smack him right in the face when he sees how terrible his tour sells

Good Lord, he sounds like the insufferable 16 year old me back in the early 90’s when I thought I knew what the fuck I was talking about. Except he’s just still there. String a bunch words together without examining how incongruous they are and just roll with it. I’d love to see his definitions of establishment,…

I live in between two small cities, and we have these in our theaters now :)

Probably wasn’t a good time to upgrade my toilet to a smart bidet

Just date bald people. No hair bands

As somebody the same age as this guy who has many times bent down to drop phones or jackets under my seats when the movie ends....I’m kind of terrified of going to the movies now

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Whereas I’m thinking of that old Onion article “Dumb kid chokes and ruins awesome toy for everyone”, because I love my movie theater footrests.

Pfffft. This roller coaster has nothing on my one from Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 that had a 100% fatality rate within the first 5 seconds of the ride.

I don't know how many time I've told those boys: Never call chicks "broads!"