That’s why Shade Court is such a public service. I have learnt so much.

“Mariah Carey posted a picture of herself and Stella’s cheek”

Well, some people lost all of their belongings. Don’t you think that includes athletic equipment?

A 15 minute drive? And he wouldn’t do it? For his pregnant wife? Jesus.

The Pismo Beach disaster relief fund where I donated my winter snow skis and all of daddy’s caviar.

At least it wasn’t hazelnuts because then I’d have to fight ya.

*gaia online

It’s an integral part of maintaining the pit! What’s not to love? And good training for cutting through crowds and maintaining your space in a GA environment. (Kids today, all it takes is letting them back into your elbow.)

Joe Biden has seen too much real pain in his life to worry what people think of him

Like, why is there a giant, metallic bean on her face?!

Was Melania Trump’s speech on cyber bullying shade?

No, he’s just a small-town cop trying to hold it together after the Rapture.

maybe that’s why joe biden put on his sunglasses

Dorian would have told him shade without works is dead

Stella Bulochnikov is the only one guilting of shading....shading her cheek like she was contouring Mt Everest

It looks like one of those slugs from Stranger Things is about to pop out.

THAT CHEEK!!!

out of the goddamn greys

Mic drop.

“His book is similarly narratively askew”