UPDATE - JEFFREY LORD IS CITING TMZ AS A NEWS SOURCE! YALL I AM FUCKING DEAD

As soon as he finds out where Ivanka hid his phone.

There’s a fab comment on that tweet thread, saying “Stephen Colbert is a political satirist. You’re a frat-boy looking for brown people to jeer at.” In a nutshell!

Meanwhile the Trump Plane has stopped for a fresh pair of oars.

“punch Trump in the jaw or in the nuts”

Lol. I really don’t think that guy was an undecided voter.

This is not satire. People that use the satire defense don’t know what it means or assume other people don’t. They think because The Colbert Report is satire then you can just make a joke and say “oh but it’s satire.” It doesn’t work like that.

My Kellogg’s Rice Krispies are talking, too.

Congratulations, you just helped Dan Quayle complete his crossword puzzle.

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

You know the meme “If you are angry about Donald Trump saying a bad word but are not upset that men are trying to get into the bathroom with your daughter you are a special kind of stupid”? Two of them on FB today. Unfriended both people without even hesitating. It’s like people refuse to even know what they are…

Republicans on Donald Trump: He might be a pervert but at least he’s honest about it. he’s white and has money.

Yep, gotta keep those good “christian” priorities staight!

Also:

If it comes out, then the excuse will be, “Well, the rappers say it, too. So it’s the rappers fault!!!”

My high school history teacher used to define integrity like this: If you pull up to a red light and no one else is there, do you wait for it to turn green or do you run the light?

They know there is a zero percent chance that this tape is the last bombshell, right? There is going to be more, and likely worse, coming out before the election.

I only know who he is from watching Joel McHale make fun of him.

I was going to say he puts Martin Shkreli style punchable to shame.

No.
Not something that we ever discussed.
Though next time we get together, I will bring it up.