NO HE DOESN’T! He has the best septum. It’s exemplary. His doctor wrote a note about it and everything saying it was the best septum he’d ever seen.

It’s no excuse, but this happened eleven years ago — I was younger, less mature, and acted foolishly in playing along.

Al Roker’s all stir stir stir stir.

I feel like the fact these women are willing to appear with Trump at a time when it’s perfectly clear what a vile shitpile of a human being he is speaks volumes about their character and motivations. I can understand why they’d hate the Clintons if their stories have as much as a grain of truth to them, and I blame…

Well, that clinches it. I won’t be voting for Bill Clinton in the 2016 election.

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

The cough prevention machine is sold by the Robitussin company

Kermit’s really starting to become unhinged and irritable these days. Been a while since he grabbed a pig by the pussy, I guess.

Their tears are so delicious

“Coughing Prevention Machine” gets me every time.

I never, ever get tired of this gif. “This gon’ be good!”

We have Republicans but they aren’t generally from the People’s Republic of Cambridge.

Ahem. I applaud your restraint in not putting up used ones.

In Boston, definitely the Isabella Stewart Gardiner museum.

I have a cat and clean my place every weekend. By the time the weekend comes round I start to get agitated by the amount of her fur on the tiles. I could never live in the conditions you described. Yuck!!!

Those are handy in case someone walking by has blood coming out of their wherever!

I feel like the sentence structure makes him the bitch (I am admittedly not great at parsing sentences)

Does the NRA advocate that women carry guns to defend themselves from sexual predators whom they endorse for President?

“OH COME ON I JUST GOT HERE”

Art Deco for the win!