Obviously. Or the Presidency.

as you typed this Jane Krakowski has replaced her as the voice

That’s amazing.

+1 for archaic slang - “booted”

I have a box of photographs from my college days that really should be burned.

UConn!

This sounds like some sort of post-modern experiential performance art interpretation of a Virginia Woolf novel.

a halcyon day when you would just draw a dick on dry erase boards to indicated your roommate troubles

Many college students would be quite happy to learn their new roommate is also a supplier.

....he was constantly on the phone with his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua...

+1 Shit Towne

+1 placenta falling to the floor

+2 (in the pink)

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Requisite young hot Howard Dean photo...

im cry

Many people are saying he’s on the cocaine... Many terrific tremendous people... the best people! Is he on the cocaine? I don’t know, you tell me... But many people are saying he is.

I think a lot of people came away with the idea that he was on cocaine. Also, what is the deal with the red eyes? So many colors to take in when looking at this guy.

I’m hip to the whooole scene.

Did not watch the debate. But in my experience, when you suspect someone is high, they are high.