Wasn’t so much Bush not being there, as FEMA being unprepared and unhelpful. That’s not true this time, according to local politicians. The head of FEMA that Obama appointed is an actual expert in emergency management, not Arabian horse judging.

as someone near the Fort McMurray fires, the last thing a disaster like this needs is for the President/PM to fly in and tie up a bunch of resources.

The Gov of Louisiana ASKED Obama not to come as they could not manage the logistics of a Presidential visit during the clean up efforts. He’s scheduled to go Tuesday. What do you have to say to that, asshole??

The governor asked that the president hold off to on coming, because they don’t want police shifted from the emergency assisting to helping deal with a presidential visit. Nice try though!

I can’t wait to meet “the left.” Those guys sure do have a lot of wacky opinions and beliefs. Or so everyone’s uncle tells me.

I’m predicting him asking where Obama is (sad!), and blaming Hillary and Black Lives Matter.

“What a loser. Half his state is underwater! Sad!”

I would pay actual dollars to see Trump swing a hammer or clear brush. By himself, not ordering someone else to do it.

it’s a small thing, but i’m sure he’s going there to lend a hand.

I look forward to Trump’s sizeable donation in the form of a furious tweetstorm about what a loser Edwards is.

I was really hoping the gov said the title of this article verbatim...

Y’all can pull yasss out of my cold, cheeto dusted hands.

Easy solution - all she needs is a very small loan from her father of about $1 million to tide her over...

I never put 2 and 2 together until waaaaay too many years later when some fool was smoking a doobie in a damn CONVERTIBLE. Suddenly the fact that the smell from the basement never smelled quite like the smell from the HS smokers’ lounge made sense.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

My guess is he's always been gross but people are more inclined to agree now his looks have faded.

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.

They will starve to death without that big “EAT” sign in the kitchen.

Contract clause saying the owners forfeit the house if they ever remove any of the sayings that have been painted, taped, mounted, or otherwise adhered to the walls.