hurrikate78
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Seriously. I’d like to submit a formal request to have my pasty white Christian ass removed from the list of plaintiffs and counted as a defendant.

Sounds like he needs to be disbarred and possibly institutionalized for his own safety.

Ancillary question : how do you sue on behalf of all “white, Jewish, and Christian” members of the population? Like, I fit two of those categories (white, Christian), and would like to be counted out, please and thanks.

Small Correction: When white men act like victims of racial injustice it often sounds like the whining of a 3 year old, rolling on the ground demanding ice cream whenever someone else gets to have some, when they have just had ice cream for every single meal for the past 500 years, and shared with no one.

When people go on social media to ask what something is, instead of just seeing what’s trending or opening a Google search, my world turns blood red for a few seconds.

More like Tri-toohard amirite?

Less than 100 years women have had the right to vote in this country. Women went to jail and went on hunger strikes for her right to vote, but you know, whatevs. Doesn’t apy to her life now.

I think if you say something like this

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when i was 15 i called a boy “magnetic” in an email and the memory of it still makes me want to barf

You know, Lauren, I didn’t think I’d agree with you because I love weird sandwiches. But I completely do.

MMJ put out their best album in ten years last year.

Jared Leto’s entire schtick is based on pretending that he is not, in fact, a man in his forties.

*Jordan Catalano

When do we get to talk about the size of Jared’s penis?

Libraries are the best! I watched the first Ghostbusters with JujyJunior and I had to explain what card catalogs were.

I think anyone that would object to a two-woman ticket probably already objects to a ticket headed by a woman. Not saying Warren is or isn’t the best pick tactically (although I adore Warren), but this objection seems unlikely to be backed by polling.

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Don’t sleep on Deval Patrick. His 2012 DNC speech was awesome and he’s proven himself a very capable at the helm of an executive branch.

I love Franken and Warren but we need to keep these two smart voices in the Senate, where they can do just as much if not more.