Cause it’s fancy and imported 

Breakfast casserole 

I’ll bring any snacks you want and I make great guacamole!

I’m sayin

In New York, presumably 

I hold down the link like I’m gonna open it in a new tab to see what the link is to get the gist and decide if I want to read it. Super obnoxious though

I own this. I bought it in Chinatown.

Thassa good friend!

<witheringly> Your belt should buckle, not your chair.

Better Jelly than ash

I’m guessing somewhere between “Oh brrrrother” and “eye rolllll”.

Oh god the headline made me think they were remaking all these movies so I am relieved that it’s the classics series!

Unsurprisingly, that’s the only post with the hashtag “severe perineum burns”

He died more than a decade ago.

Gabrielle is the head of the union of which Gabrielle Union is a member?!

Syco.

I’m sorry you’re going through this. Honestly, one of the hardest things mentally about going through cancer for me was comforting my (well-meaning) friends and family about my own diagnosis. I didn’t expect that. It was weird, twilight zone shit. I hope everything comes out clear.

Boing!

Is the dress blue or gold????