I live in Florida, so the number of uneducated clowns here who are fans of collegiate sports is exponential in relation to the actual population of students and alumni. I don’t have a problem with fans wearing merch so long as they represent some decent value of the team or school they want their merch to broadcast…

As a Floridian, I’m offended by the fact that so many people turn to Red Lobster for seafood, as it is basically the Golden Corral/Sizzler of that restaurant segment, but knock yourselves out.

Try as you might to make this into a statement about how shitty you think Dave Chapelle is or how White I am, I’m old school and and I remember young jits like myself talking shit about guys like James Brown or Berry Gordy because NOBODY is Black and sacrificial enough! Ever.

I‘m just gonna leave this here—Legal Seafood, the ubiquitous chain from Boston—was the original inspiration for Red Lobster back in 1968. You should try one.

Whew, I’m glad to see there’s so much love for Dave here!!

All that aggression in those ugly-ass Birkenstocks. So much for Earth Shoes...

Does no one catch the irony of how Larry David her essay is? I feel like I’m watching a meta version of Curb, IRL.

There are so many seasoned salt and low or no sodium blends that it seems sort of criminal to only choose one that is high in salt, especially if you’re Black and have a family history of hypertension. You’re better off just buying MSG and using that by itself since that is the real major flavor component of Lawry’s.…

There is an apple pastry that’s pretty popular in the Netherlands called the apple rondo. For some unknown reason, I’ve never seen one here. I wouldn’t expect you to mention it, but it tops my list.

It’s the newest most popular fairly adult free teen space. When facebook got tired and filled with fogeys, they moved to SnapChat, then Instagram, Twitter, Vine, WhatsApp, now Tik Tok. It’s pretty global so teens from around the world can share stupid videos from around the world and talk about them in real time. They…

‘Space people, universal love’, “Cosmic Slop”, Hardcore Jollies —Funkadelic

Congrats to Jordan, but until NASCAR stops jerking itself off by driving around in circles and starts looking more like the LeMans and FIA GT circuits with actual twists and turns, count me out. You have to turn in more than one direction for it to be a race.

The real problem with Blackface, like many other forms of poor imitation, is that it’s lazy. It’s even lazier than putting on clown make-up for a gag. It can only mean denigration and punching down for a cheap uncomfortable laugh.

Your struggle is real. I’m truly sorry you’re still worried about what is “normal” about you at age 41. I knew by the time I was 10 that I was anything but “normal” and would be a weird person for life.

Squashsagne

It’s all so clear now. This bish works for the EPA and thinks she’s some kind of “environmental” warrior whose role is to police everybody else’s behavior when it comes to changing the landscape. She ain’t had shit to do for the last 4 years (seeing as Chump pretty much shut down the EPA) and now her neighbors have to…

“He pushed me off his property!”

Winston Churchill famously stated, “Americans try every solution to a problem; when all that fails, they do the right thing.”

No A-Team vs Magnum PI??!!? Or Dallas v. Queen Sugar??

I Spy vs Barnaby Jones!