Yes that shit is racist and yes Ashley is an idiot, buuuuut...

I guess the Aurora Civil Commission wants to waste taxpayer dollars paying off lawsuits, because this is precisely how you do it. The man is a proven liability time and again, yet he stays employed and why?

Congratulations, bruh! Home ownership is one of the most gratifying parts of my life. As quickly as you can, set up a network of helpers and local repair persons (A/C/heater; refrigerator; plumbers, tree trimmers, electricians, etc.) as you will need them over the life of your home. Unless you are trained inthese…

Yes. It protects the trust beneficiaries (children) from the loss of the use or value of the home during any protracted testamentary (i.e. will) contest to determine ownership of the home in the event of the owner’s death. Assets subject to trusts (such as a parcel of land with a familial home constructed on it, a/k/a…

Can you imagine how disheartening it must be to all these female tennis players who were playing consistently during the time that Williams was off having a baby?

That’s actually battery. Assault happens when you make someone in fear of imminent deadly harm without touching them. That’s why the crimes are separate. You can assault someone without battering them. You can batter someone without assaulting them (i.e. blindside punch).

At which point you should forever speak to the person uttering that nonsense like Mushmouth from Fat Albert—except keep explaining high minded concepts like quantum theory in Mushmouth’s form of AAVE.

I’m still pissed White people think chess requires more strategy than Halo or Fortnite or Madden or Zelda Or making it home alive while Black. 

6. People who claim they don’t watch reality TV shows.

Plus they are incentivized to kill whomever they shoot because: 1) there will only be one side to the the story—theirs, and; 2) any liability or damages flowing from a civil suit for wrongful death are generally less than those from a permanent injury.

And of course there’s a live White man suspected of the crime in police custody. Cuz nothing says you’ll surrender quietly and aren’t a threat who needs to be shot like shotgunning 5 people in cold blood in broad daylight.

Actually, you should go in, point at her, snicker when she looks your way, take a picture of her stupid face and then leave in gales of laughter.  Make sure you post the pic.

Jamaican culture was influenced heavily by Chinese and Indian slaves brought over by the British to work alongside enslaved Africans. Original native Arawaks (along with other native Caribbeans like Taino, Caribe, Calusa, Siboney, and Tekesta tribes—really—everyone was an island hopper before Columbus) introduced…

While I agree with you, that will not solve this problem.

That’s surprising because Darden’s CEO was this guy from 2004-2015. Clarence Otis ran Darden for 11 very successful years that saw the restaurant operator expand from 1,381 to over 2,200 restaurants while selling off Red Lobster. I’m hoping this was an isolated incident.

You probably also love Putin as much as Trump, you fucking Pinko!

So beautifully written, sir. Keep up the good work and I’ll keep working to shame dark people into going to the polls on election day.

Getting the sticker is more important than that.

He sold a public relations story about how he was going to change. That lets you know it’s just for show.

Michael, you are talking about the guy who thinks everyone is as dumb as WWF fans and is going to let the Worm sit in on de-nuclearization talks with North Korea.