I think this was the best lawsplainer...

Plus the cost of providing the doner car

When did Chevy hire the designer of the Acura NSX to design this thing? It looks more like an NSX everytime I see it, and less like a Corvette. 

That’s a lambo? Something digital tire guage?

You’re calling desmo valves “50's technology” but consider valve springs to be modern? You compare two things, but assume that only one of them has made any advancement in the last 60+ years?

almost as many as it’ll be until your e60 throws a rod

You are dumb bud.

I put three of my children in it and they bitched and moaned the whole time

Well aware that  Heritage and I respect it but it still doesn’t change the fact that they’re ugly and don’t look good on the car

Man, if only there was some alternative way for him to get his bike from Point A to Point B. 

Yeah, but after they said they would never build hybrids, they didn’t proclaim ‘believe me’. That’s how you know someone is telling the truth - they end with ‘believe me’.

Mack,

...What? Illinois is definitely NOT in the northeast, we’re solidly in the MidWest thankyouverymuch.

Three on the tree, amirightpeople?

Hiding the card in a copy Slaughterhouse-Five makes total sense. Here’s why:

I’m all about getting shots showing how the sausage gets made. There’s a fine line though. You have to be respectful of their space and time while not snapping shots of any sensitive components and screens.

You know what’s great about Kurt’s pictures? He gets INSIDE, man. INSIDE.

It’s ok Matt. If you want to return... we’ll be there for you.