This is excellent stuff.

God damn that’s just gross

They are definitely fucking moist

I’m not an expert, but: When men, especially rich men, go for full custody, they get it in disproportionately higher percentages than women. Also, he’ll be able to fight her in court forever, whereas whatever money she leaves with will run out. So he probably won’t be able to keep her from seeing the kid at all, but…

Even in this situation where every party is a disgusting scourge, it seems very unlikely that they’d remove a child from the one parent providing guardianship. Trump doesn’t even live with Barron.

One of Melania’s closest friends described her as a woman of no interests beyond materialism. She pointed out that Melania has no principles or causes and noted that rather than participating in the charity circuit, which is de rigeur for non-working wives of the Manhattan elite, she chose instead to shop and read…

I have this whole story about Melania that I’ve been building in my head. Currently, she’s devastated at the looming WH move because she has to leave her lover in Trump Tower and has been acting out accordingly by spurning Trump’s advances. I’ve been feeling really sad about it, everyone should be with the one they…

It’s kinda nice to know that she’s also rooting for him to die.

My grandma is old and thinks anyone under sixty looks crazy young. They probably can’t tell.

Right?! Like...look at him.

Could be the bait & tackle together. That could take up at least half a palm.

I love how the script has flipped, for years it was ‘Donald is a germaphobe who doesn’t like contact’ and nowadays it is clear that he’s just really horrible at shaking hands and holding hands and no one really wants to do it with him. Makes me think the original was the cover story, and he’s just been really bad at…

Don’t buy anything with a bio-hazard tag.

Vibing some records? What the fuck does that even mean?

The whole “I am powerless” thing is pretty fucking cult-like.

Except the whole “not really assisting your rehabilitation, just soliciting you for Jesus” thing.

I think luring people to your group - often via force of law - while having no evidence it’s a more successful strategy for treating a medical issue than literally any alternative treatment is evil, to be gentle about it.

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And I’ll go with “Republican Party.”

A cult’s not worth my time if it doesn’t have tax-exempt status.

Tip to racist Trump-loving guy: next time you want to pull this shit, try it inside the U.S. I don’t think the Chinese prison system will be quite so impressed by your hypothetical rights of due process.