Wanna know who definitely finds this amusing?:

Their contact began, Allen said, after Coleman catfished him by pretending to be “a number of attractive women interested in Ray Allen.”

They did. They were down 10 in the 4th and won on a FG in OT. That was the game that Saints WR Robert Meacham stripped an interception and ran it for a touchdown.

I feel like they did this to DC in their Superbowl year too.

Bizarro Rick Astley seems cool.

You, my friend, are stupid, rich, or stupid and rich. Whichever it is, I envy you.

Those poor people look so sad, like a couple of cagED raCCooNs.

There’s far too many gender issues in this story than one could unpack in ten lifetimes.

That superintendent is a real asswipe.

That will show them. Buy some merchandise. That will show that guy!

I did not state that Kansas turned him into one. But the way they bent over backwards to enable him, and the way Bill Self debased himself was shameful.

I assume someone else was supposed to write this story about Wentz, but traded down.

I’m not surprised by this. When I went to the police for protection Against an abusive ex boyfriend who was posting my private photos and address on Craigslist (telling men to come have their way with me) and stalking and harassing me.....the cops took my private photos and passed them around the station. Said they…

Dirk was ageless until about 36, when age found him again and started whooping his ass. The NBA’s true “ageless wonder” right now is, of course, 43-year-old Thon Maker.

“You stole that from me, too.” — Kenyon Martin

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

I’m pretty shocked by this. Every time I think I can get a handle on how people behave at football games something like this comes along and just makes me second guess humanity. I’m just at an absolute loss.

Where does getting angry about other people getting angry fit in this? The endgame seems to be that no one can get angry about anything that isn’t a life-and-death scenario. That ignores the actual arguments being made.