As opposed to upper middle class diarrhea?

Hah! Probably an English teacher.

Why do soccer players who score always run away from the teammates who are trying to congratulate and celebrate with him?

Appalachian State used to have the worst sports logo of all time. A logo so badly executed and so insulting to the region one would think it was to be buried in the University locked drawers until the end of time.

The cop was signaling to the Ohio State strength coach to come over, slam her down on her collar bone and drag her out of the dugout by her hair.

It probably involved wither or not to turn on the TV to see how the Browns were doing.

I've been to Ohio Stadium a bunch of times. They have clocks all over the place. Does the coach really need a big ass watch? Does he really care what time it is during a game?

Does anyone attending a football game care about the marching band other than the parents of the dorks?

Is that beast of a woman with the clown hair his wife? He probably sat there like he was in a trance hoping the bat would kill him.

The cute brunette in front of him ended up with the ball. All is good

Probably the first time he ran in 25 years. And sadly, probably the last.

The boyfriend realizes this is what his girlfriend will look like in 20 years. He leaves to get a beer and never comes back.

The two Cleveland fans, to the left, look dejected before the game even starts. Years of misery will do that.

"There was almost 0 chance it was going to make a difference."

Baseball cap under a bike helmet is not a good look.

He should look into getting a little league helmet with ear flaps on both sides.