I’ve always said the same thing about Clooney as Batman. In a serious film with a real script, he could’ve been excellent.

Yus please. He was really a good Supes. It was just the movie that failed him.

I liked Superman Returns. Fight me.

“so many guns I was getting just felt like a joke not worth using.”

Welp, that’s Borderlands in a nutshell though, it’s been always true since the first one, you are gonna find a 1000 useless guns before you actually find a decent one. That’s how I always end up using a gun 3-4 levels below my char.

Yet another superb life decision from a young man whose lifespan is probably now measured in days.

Fuck this shit.

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

Yeah, this guy sounds like a pure-bred dumbass. I don’t have any specific knowledge of labradoodles or their health issues (apart from agreeing that the name is dumb), but what’s his beef with cross-breeding with a Rottweiler? Has he never heard of hybrid vigor? Me and my mutt would like to have a conversation with…

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

Yes, let’s bash Tekashi 6ix9ine for being a “snitch,” not because he’s a horrible, garbage person who sexually abused minors, physically abused other women, and has just generally been a criminal dickhead.

Nothing? Nada? You’ve literally never seen anything that he wrote, produced or directed that you thought was good?

I’m sure he, and the $250M deal he just signed, is really disappointed to learn you feel that way.

Doesn’t matter 

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Ok.

One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot.

“So we beat on, tents against the current, borne ceaselessly into the past.”

I have a friend who regularly saves drunk weekend tubers after they’ve floated downstream and into the Arizona desert. One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot. You can’t make this stuff up.

“He wasn’t rich in love or in friends but he was rich enough in cash to buy this overpriced, floating deathtrap.”

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”