Huh... That armor’s actually... pretty realistic (with a few quibbles)

1) He SHOULD be wearing a gorget to protect his throat, but that could interfere with his voice, so that could possibly slide

2) His lack of faulds and tassets is especially glaring. He has absolutely nothing protecting his... uhm... waist region.

3)…

“which is becoming more popular”

A friend of mine has Alpha-Gal Syndrome (a SEVERE red meat allergy from tick bites, which is becoming more popular) and this would have had her hospitalized, if not worse.

I know people think they’re cute and funny, commenting about indignant vegans (even so, stop lambasting people for their dietary choices), but ANY…

More likely there were a bunch of skeptics who ordered it and while eating the real meat burgers, thinking they were the Impossible burger, they were saying, “Yuk! This is terrible! It tastes nothing like the real thing!”

Yeah, but just remember, once the eSports crash comes he’ll be out of a job and still a loaded teenager able to decide where his life goes from th- well, fuck.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

“In honor of all the brave men and women that don’t charge for minor dents and lingering smells.”

AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.

Ok, but what about the pile of shit underneath the hair? Can’t fix that.

If anything, this isn’t even close to better. This is worse. Much worse. Scuzzier and slimier worse. It’s like Steve Bannon took Trump to his hair stylist. 

It’s your phrasing. Your need to dismiss something as “mobile garbage” implies an elitist attitude that you may not feel, but your verbiage certainly suggests.

Don’t be too surprised when what comes off as sneering arrogance is treated as such.

“Master Race ” genes at their finest....

If she keeps telling the court, “That poor black person isn’t doing drugs” and employers “That black person you want to fire isn’t doing drugs” then her business will dry up. 

This beyotch cost people their jobs and tore families apart with faked positive results. What she did is not harmless. She spread as much agony as some violent offenders. She should go to prison and have everything taken from her to compensate for that agony.

Which means her bail was only $20,000 for FALSIFYING DRUG SCREENINGS. 

Evil eats its way from the inside out.

What’s the chances she lied about her age also?

“Murrah is currently out on $2,000 bond”