“Starbucks appears to be striving for a lukewarm medium”

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

It’s not racist though. It’s classist as all hell, but there is no history or systematic ties to redneck jokes that give it any viability as racism.

At this point, because it’s such a known quantity, I think the only way to make Lovecraftian horror work is to sneak it in where it’s not expected. Bloodborne’s got the look and feel of classic gothic horror- oh shit, celestial beings and great ones! True Detective, Season 1 is an investigation into an occult murder-…

You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?

While I’m certainly happy that America’s favorite QAnon-posting, Ambien-blaming shitbag did indeed lose her cashcow, it is really a bad thing that her character dies of an opioid overdose? It’s a serious problem, and even if one person out of the 15+ million who tuned in thinks that maybe they should ask their doctors…

Is this millennials’ version of the Drew Barrymore-Tom Green relationship?

Experts have been warning for years that Big Dick Energy is a non-renewable resource. Maybe now Pete Davidson will finally wake up and investigate solar and wind power.

Fair use has its limits. Parody has its limits. And so on. This breaks all the laws that protect copyright, free or not, requiring the original game or not. Pretty simple.

“He’s also apparently going to stop talking to women at events entirely.”

He’s also apparently going to stop talking to women at events entirely.

*GASP* this must be the future our Great and Fearless leader warned us about. When a man must be forced to *tries to maintain composure* accept the responsibility and consequences of his actions.

I also think that. Seinfeld wanted to attribute young people not laughing to them being too sensitive. Maybe people just don't really find hacky material about floppy hands looking gay and French to be all that hilarious. 

Personally, I don’t buy the “too PC” argument. I think it’s more to do with the kids on campus today have all been born after Seinfeld went off the air. Different generations find different things funny. 

The best way to explain her off the show is to have Dan divorce her because he found out what a racist cunt she is.

It was like Hiroshima; one second I blinked — by happenstance I was standing behind a sturdy tree — all my friends were blown to dust and their shadows burned into the concrete. I absorbed probably 5 sieverts, my body felt uncomfortably warm. But right away I thought, “ah fuck, this is like when Roseanne told the…

I would definitely swap Peralta and Rosa.

Funnily, Jess basically became her quirks. Winston, hardly makes sense anymore. That goes double for Jake. The irony is, New Girl is the exact first thing that came to mind as a sitcom that devolved to that level. As early as Season 2, frankly...

He looks like Chevy Chase. Wrong asshole!

Hardy is in Inception with Joseph Gordon Levitt, JGL is in Sin City: A Dame to Kill For with Lady Gaga.

I really must stress that I cheated for this and looked up what other films Gaga’s been in: I have not, repeat, have not, watched Sin City: A Dame to Kill For.