The behavior of the parents is why I laugh when folks try to tell me a public school education is equal regardless of if you live in the city or the suburbs.

Yes, but being primarily geared towards the professional competitive side of things Blizzard was always going to be balancing and posting frequent updates. The fact that they made it a lottery was a simple cash grab because a static storefront would have a finite revenue potential and we can all agree that the…

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

“shoplifting”

You used to be able to fire cops for shoplifting? You can’t even fire them today for murder.

I assumed he was dead or had been rotting in jail in a different state for decades. The idea he’s not only alive, but a former cop, and was apparently in California this whole time is ... wow.

Symmetra is one of my mains the others are Mei, Roadhog and Pharah. I get shit in public for just wearing a Symmetra shirt.

That says a lot all on its own.

Ah sell Leviathan Axes and Leviathan Axessories.

Didn’t Ellen Page look into suing Quantic Dream over them modeling the character she portrayed nude in Beyond: Two Souls? Real great idea bringing her up, Cage.

They are suing reporters instead of fixing their own culture. I was looking forward to this game too. Hard pass now

“Do we want to talk about homophobia?” Cage told the paper. “We work with Ellen Page, who is fighting for LGBT rights. Do we want to talk about racism? We are working with Jesse Williams, who is fighting for civil rights in the United States... Judge my work.”

Where would they get the guest’s DNA? It’s not like they’re leaving a bunch of it just lying arou-

Overwatch League has more drama over petty sh** than a high school cheerleading team

Well this is a huge bummer if true. I’m that minority player who loves the campaign but only dinks around with multiplayer for 5-15 hours after completing said campaign.

That means you weren’t watching Happy Endings when it was on ABC...you and a bunch of other people, which is sadly why we can’t have nice things.

Some quality #viral #content from @adampally, there, ensuring a wider media footprint for the @shortyawards with his zany #existentialregret. Like and subscribe for more.

I don’t think that’s what this is implying. The car went from a full stop to accelerating off the cliff.

And clearly, every Friday the 13th is preceded by a Thursday the 12th. Or is that the joke and it’s just so bad that I can’t tell?

Yeah, was anyone under the impression that Friday the 13th is significant because it’s more rare than other day/date combinations?

“Why are you trying to rob my house?” is beginning to sound a lot like “Stop resisting.”