You’re pretty fucking stupid.

This review is awesome. It’s by two people who have absolutely zero knowledge of the subject material and they turn it into a shit blog post because Kotaku.

lol. You guys only cover D&D when you DO cover TT games.

“Now our best defensive player is a fucking Patriot. Fuck this team.”

Please cover the World of Darkness. Paradox owns the IP and they’re going to do great things with the license. Though, I know you guys don’t cover anything other than D&D, so this post was a cute way to lie to your readers.

“Similarly to how Disney handles Marvel. Meaning they just let them do their thing.”

“a real-life white woman named Mackenzie (which, too perfect)“

Lmao. Such a bullshit article.

Then you haven’t “seen” shit.

Yeah, this is bullshit. The ACA ports are FILLED with bugs and are shoddy at best. How much did you guys get for promoting this bullshit?

I thought it was pretty accurate. Go fuck yourself.

This is what happens when you hire racist fucks to develop games for you.

This is what happens when you hire racist fucks to develop games for you.

Yes. JayZ has always shown love to LGBTQ community like his lyrics:

Must’ve really hurt to write a positive article on the Xbox One, huh? Oh well. At least it was short, Kotaku.

These...these actually look pretty awesome.

Jessie Williams is in it? Yup. No thanks.

You played the game, and it LOOKS ambitious? Stupid fucking headline.

I’ve got more muscles in my left ass cheek, than Barron does in his entire body. I seriously hate their entire fucking family.

“STAT | 50% - The portion of Xbox One owners who have used the system’s backward compatibility function, according to Xbox chief marketing officer Mike Nichols.”

You said you wish you were the asshole Boston fan everyone thinks you are. Just by uttering that statement, I’d say you qualify. Congrats!