Then you haven’t “seen” shit.

Yeah, this is bullshit. The ACA ports are FILLED with bugs and are shoddy at best. How much did you guys get for promoting this bullshit?

I thought it was pretty accurate. Go fuck yourself.

This is what happens when you hire racist fucks to develop games for you.

This is what happens when you hire racist fucks to develop games for you.

Yes. JayZ has always shown love to LGBTQ community like his lyrics:

Must’ve really hurt to write a positive article on the Xbox One, huh? Oh well. At least it was short, Kotaku.

These...these actually look pretty awesome.

Jessie Williams is in it? Yup. No thanks.

You played the game, and it LOOKS ambitious? Stupid fucking headline.

I’ve got more muscles in my left ass cheek, than Barron does in his entire body. I seriously hate their entire fucking family.

“STAT | 50% - The portion of Xbox One owners who have used the system’s backward compatibility function, according to Xbox chief marketing officer Mike Nichols.”

You said you wish you were the asshole Boston fan everyone thinks you are. Just by uttering that statement, I’d say you qualify. Congrats!

100 articles on D&D. Nothing on the other 100 table top games that are FAR superior. Fuck you, Kotaku. Fuck you in your money-taking, pandering, bullshit assholes.

That’s now THREE total articles by Gita “The Gamer Fraud” Jackson, after the first one in which she panned the game. So...the game sucks, yet it’s good enough to get two articles of praise?

Yeah, fuck this. You post a bullshit article damning the game, yesterday. Then follow it up with another article complimenting the game. Stick to fashion blogs.

At the end of the day, this is what happens when you have a fashion blogger play and review video games.

“my boyfriend and I laughed with each other over Skype”

Yeah, this is a huge problem. It would be nice if writers didn’t shit on men in order to empower women. Empower both of them. Is it that difficult?

Mississippi education system?

Everyone knows you’re a snowflake, Luke.