“Interesting side note - Almost no one wanted to try the Xbox One FFXV demo at E3.”

But I thought that doesn’t matter? It’s 2016! Get that Michael Brown stuff out of here! Doesn’t matter!

Dude. Shut the fuck up.

Black privilege?

Hey look! A Klepek article that’s outraged by female skin! Who would’ve thought?

Nope. Not professionals. You got me there.

“Do they dress like that while doing mechanical work on vehicles?”

Dude, I have no idea what the fuck you’re going on about. Stereotypes are based on truths. So if she were any other ethnic or racial stereotype, I would’ve give a shit, either. Hell, 99% of the world thinks all Irish people are red-faced drunks and we’re depicted that way in most forms of media.

You are a special kind of stupid. I don’t give a fuck what color she is. She is a sexy southern female and it IS okay. She could’ve been Black, and a sexy southern female. They exist, too! I know! I’m surprised as well!

Would it surprise you to know that there are actually people that dress like her, look like her, and talk like her in the world?

Klepek is clearly a Sony fanboy. Any chance to get someone unbiased to cover these conferences?

Awwww look! Klepek is offended by the South Park game! Totally not expected!!!

And the Cardinals have won 5 straight, assholes!

This is Gawker. Do you not Gawker(or Deadspin, or Jezebel, etc.).

Lmao. That’s his point, dumbass. The Overwatch porn article was relatively NEGATIVE about the objectification of women. Here, Patricia posted a pretty positive article about naked Pokemen.

You’re a fucking idiot.

This is excellent news. Only around 12-15 more characters and 3-4 more modes and I’ll be ready to purchase the full game!

Vampire Bloodlines.

Kinda? The problem is, there were different factions of students that did different things. The “smart kids” were the ones that brought their dogs. The assholes, were the ones that vandalized the school. Both groups had no idea what the other was doing...until they checked their twitter accounts, of course.

So not only do the seniors not know what a prank is, but neither does Madeleine Davies. Got it. And there was 40 thousand dollars worth of damage done to the school by other members of the senior class. Finish the story, Jezebel. That took all of 13 seconds to find.