Different type of rehab

I have him and Johnny Manziel on my fantasy rehab team.

If Edelman wins, Rex will put a tattoo of him on his inner thigh.

There was another unstable Manny who played for the Red Sox. Very similar to this one. Great talents, but not great thinkers.

Christian Hackenburg throws with the accuracy of a sprinkler! Fun to watch, but not on your team.

Yes you are, but Namath is the only QB in the HOF with more INT’s than TDs. Welcome to Deadspin.

Art Briles and Dave Bliss should have been exonerated by the world’s best hypocrite, Ken Starr, who clearly had the moral compass to ban them from coaching, but let them do whatever they wanted. Starr clearly understands guilt when he sees it, and should be on the Supreme Court. Starr was Artfully and Blissfully…

Kelvin Sampson was texting recruits. Art Briles was protecting rapists. Definitely less egregious.

Baylor is the place where rape is ok, but consensual sex is not. I think all sorts of penalties would be explored and Ken Starr should be prosecuted.

It’s because the players suffer from concussions that they keep voting to give Goodell unlimited power. Isn’t there something in the Constitution about “cruel and unusual punishment”? Doesn’t that apply to concussed athletes and their evil oligarch Dearth Vader?

I thought they left because of the player protests about Ferguson.

Read the SI article. Probable cause.

272, but who’s counting?

No, that was Pat Venditte.

Bullshit! This guy always takes the ball and is the key to this team! Kenny Williams’s crappy drafts and trades piss him off so the team president pulls this throwback shit on his best pitcher? Kenny Willoams is the issue, but Sale went at Ventura because Ventura wouldn’t back his best player

On Sale for 49.99 after the trade!

The inverse of Piazza.

According to people who knew him during his playing days, he was a horse’s ass anyway, so if the needle fit, he wore it.

Thank you, Peanut Tillman, for picking off Brett Favre on December 4, 2015 and helping me win a 12-for-12 parlay. That was good for 9k on a $10 bet!

Even though the show is insipid and mediocre, the fact that it pisses off Dearth Vader now makes it eminently watchable. I guess labor strife, concussions, deflategate, domestic violence, and relocating franchises aren’t as important as trying to quell free speech from Marky Mark and HBO. The Commish needs to figure…