His real first name is Darius.

The Absolut best description.

Vodka-gram for Gronk! Vodka-gram for Gronk!

They should merge FS1 with Fox Business News and put it all on the channel that used to be Al Jazeera America. This way Fox will waste fewer channels and claim a patriotic duty.

Tony Bennett left his playbook in San Francisco.

As Blutarsky said, “7 years of college down the drain.”

Cyber Dust in the Wind.

Moore missed one thing: He should have had Serena thanking Arthur Ashe and Althea Gibson for blazing the way for minorities in tennis. That would have added a good dose of racism to the misogyny.

Not true. Balls are balls everywhere.

That is about $208,333.33 per careless play this season...and worth it!

Time to start the hip-hop career.

He is really a Brooklyn Nyets fan

I told my cousin Roberto to throw a little Yiddish or Hebrew into his next call on Spanish radio.

Wade Phillips deserves all the credit in the world, and possibly the Super Bowl MVP, for the brilliant strategy of blitzing up the middle and using the athleticism of Miller and Ware to contain and rattle Newton. This neutralized Newton’s ability to run between the tackles and ruined the effectiveness of the…

It wasn’t methodical...it was a calm panic. There was nothing methodical about it, especially the confused huddle at the end of the drive.

The only person better at killing the clock than Tom Brady is Andy Reid.

He confused him with Chaka Khan.

More like a game of No Clue.

I think Pellman has arthritis in his cranium. What’s the protocol for that?

I’d like to see this in Madden 2016.