Reliant Stadium just won the rights back from Cowboys Stadium to broadcast all death penalty executions as live events due to its bigger screens.

The pop-tart joke should go in the Ovaltine container, along with Jerry's standup. On the other hand, he did save "The Schmooze", so he's still good for something.

The national anthem rendition at the game was even more real and more spectacular!

The role of Joey Crawford was well-played by none other than Ed Hochuli

I was at a Brooklyn Nets game the other night with a REAL Nets fan from the red, white, and blue ball days and we were discussing how Clifford Robinson was such an excellent player and was the unsung hero of all those Jason Kidd-era playoff teams. He did so many things so well that were unrecognized and was probably…

Hey, there aren't very many teams that both rank well in APR and the AP. Go RU! No need to be so snarky about the Scarlet.

I'm just glad he didn't get nailed for elevated levels of estrogen.

nothing wrong with a good catfight in the Olympics.

Philip Humber, who pitched a no-hitter for the white sox this year, also pitched for the Mets

In honor of the 42-year old Rivera's shagging flies, my wife is going to wheel out her 97-year old grandfather to take his place in the outfield before games. He may even get an inning in.

I will share a story that a father told me who met Tony Gwynn in a parking lot at spring training for the Padres. The father said hello, and Tony Gwynn asked his son for his name, asked if he could see his Padre had, signed the hat with a sharpie, and told him and his son to have a nice day. He never revealed to the…

Another self-important UNC coach? Go RU! Scarlet Knights 24, NC 20

To Brit Hume's chagrin, it is amazing how Kurt Warner combines Christianity and Buddhism into his philosophy and how it coalesces on a football field.

then Brit said, "Tiger, become a Muslim so that you can have harems and many wives who understand your needs as a man. Or maybe a Mormon." Conversion is definitely the answer. Maybe Brit Hume should convert to CNN or MSNBC! Maybe the Comedy Channel?

What term did he use? mulva? dolores?

ESPN has decided to hire Billy Taylor to replace Phillips #stevephillips

EA Sports - She's in the Game! #erinandrews

He was auditioning to be the new lead character on "Hung" #highschoolbasketball

"Tollin, you're fired." Oops - copyright infringement. Sue me, Donald.

rumor has it that Fleischauer fled New York after losing all his money to Madoff.