Old man: I REMEMBER WHEN 11-7 WAS A REAL FOOTBALL GAME. *falls asleep at 3PM on Sunday*

I guess the gameplan for this week involves lots of Blitzen

You’ve heard of Twitter.

Fultz’s shoulder could still be a goopy sludge of rancid, minced meat and bone fragments.

The only acceptable instance of food-related ballpark violence:

That’s a pretty passive-aggressive move. I feel like you should have a wedding where you want to have a wedding, not choose your destination as some backhanded attempt at social ranking.

I have a reputation for hating weddings. I always have to clarify - I don’t so much mind the wedding ceremony, which is often times nice and sweet. It’s the reception I hate, for most of the reasons you enumerate. I can add that I often don’t know that many people there (even with family weddings, it seems), and the…

You and those who replied all made valid points to some degree at least, but can we simplify and just say that weddings suck? Like, the whole ordeal, the invites and the drama and the RSVP and the choosing your food and the gift and the wearing of special clothing and the being there all day with the church and the…

You’re the enemy

Do you know what’s worse than being invited to a destination wedding? Being asked to stand up in a destination wedding. My wife was asked to stand up in one that’s in Italy next year.

He’s probably going to die peacefully in his sleep on sheets that cost more than I make in a month having no regrets and never having faced a real consequence in his life. But if I call him Cadet Bone Spurs one more time he might feel shame at least once in his life. This time for sure. 

Things that might get rid of Trump

Al Gore losing is starting to make more sense.

SC out, Puerto Rico in. Git’er done!

This is what happens when there is no wood left to chuck.

Ah, once again the Democrats are most concerned about being seen as the “reasonable” party that is willing to work together and compromise. And, once again, the Republicans are going to be able to spin it into a victory and show their supporters that they own those stoopid libruls.

On the other hand, Evo has called the i30 N one of the best-driving hot hatches they’ve ever reviewed. If the Veloster N is anything like that this could actually be better than the Focus ST or GTI

I mean, maybe we’ve been primed to think of Kyrie as a bit out there and contrarian because of his whole flat-earth routine, but I think this headline is a bit misdirected. When he says, “I don’t really think of Christmas as a holiday,” I think what he’s saying is it’s just another day I have to work. And speaking as…

Yeah, but what’s her take on a 4-3 defensive scheme with Manti Te’o at the Mike?