Forming the possessive of the pronoun it with an apostrophe is the first sign of decay.

Asking for her consent first?

*twitch* ‘Horde’.

Speaking as an American, I think I and my fellow American citizens have forfeited any right to criticize anyone else’s government.

Given the amount of miles he put on the car, I’m guessing he passed upon taking delivery of the most beautiful current car in the world.

It’s suede, you uncouth peasant.

I sell Fords. It always drove me nuts that they would put Alcantara/Suede-ish center seat inserts on their ‘Sport’ packages.

“what is the “or else”?”

Give me CarsofFortLangley’s Future next gen S2000 Owner’s GT instead. You can have all of the children I’m physically too infertile to have, any four members of my family, and my entire smart car collection.

Hot Take: Original Owner is dead, this is an estate sale. WHAT U GONNA DO NOW FORD!?!?!?!

Proven reliability > Unproven beauty

Break a contract?

WOT RHYMES WITH “DRINK”?

YEEESS!!!

DIET COKE.

Explaining that it’s German for “barrel-maker” and that it’s an “honorable profession”

Wait, no, that dude’s totally a public figure. I wasn’t anywhere near the Chicago public school system in the ‘90s and even I’d heard of Bittenbinder prior to this special.

Creating a phony name would’ve defeated the entire purpose of the bit.

And as said by Lindsay Maureen, he’s a public figure, and ripe for mockery.

NOT FUNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!

None of these have enough trunk space. For that kind of money in NJ, he’s going to need a lot of room to take the Thing to the Place.