Keeping with the true nature of Earth day, walk/bike to the nearest plant nursery instead.

Keeping with the true nature of Earth day, walk/bike to the nearest plant nursery instead.

I believe MoviePass was hoping it’s members used the service the way Planet Fitness members use theirs.

Gotta slow that cash burn so you can make it to IPO.

I can hear the bitching bubbling up already, but who the hell has time to see 30 movies in a month? I have a life. The thing would be a hell of a bargain at 4 or 5 movies per month.

This comment deserves to be seen.

My kid gets plenty of exposure to morning light. In the 3 minutes between sunrise and first bell.

Damaged reputation? Hot enough to send someone to the hospital sounds like an endorsement for what’s supposed to be a top tier fiery pepper.

It was unprofessional no doubt. But social media marketing is bad, and telling people it is bad is good.

Or he’s miserable because 1) this is seemingly the only person who remembers Bill Hicks and 2) It’s hell. The whole thing is centered around each resident suffering eternally, and they’ve had a while to work on their craft.

Oh my god, I watched to catch just a line or two, but I ended up watching his entire presentation and rooting for him like the doomed hero of a tragedy.

I’m old. Can you translate this?

In a quiet booth, somewhere in Hell, Bill Hicks is smiling.

Not if you envision the mid point as the tip of a mountain.

If you decline in the opposite direction, isn’t that rising?

I’m glad that someone else has these concerns. I currently have SDC and am waiting to get a response from an orthodontist regarding some issues that I’m having with the aligners squeezing my gums so hard that they turn white, so I’m not wearing them. It’s been weeks and haven’t heard back and obviously, I’m not…

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

The UFC won’t sue him. Dana White is not going to sit for a deposition where he has to answer questions, under penalty of perjury, about how the UFC does business.

Accurate. Lobov is a middling boxer at best with arms that would make a t-rex feel adequate. No one in MMA currently who didn’t spend their entire childhood already boxing is lying to themselves if they think they can compete with professional boxers.

What are you going to grad school for? I have a BA and MA in English—neither one has been paying the bills. I’ve spent about 6 years on the adjunct track, and most of my income comes from an office job unrelated to my field.

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