Rocky Point!

He finally ran out of his extra 30 lives.

I really want a plush of small relatable Monday-hating Chainsaw Bear

I love chainsaw bear.

Desperation, regret, and mango.

Teti, shoulda caught that the quadriceps muscle is on the front of the leg, while Tessitore (and it pains me to say this) was correct that the trainer was working on the back of Hill’s leg - his hamstring. Material?  Probably not.  But accurate.

“Also, why the fuck is this demon spawn still allowed in the school? In school suspension? Really? Black kids have been kicked out for less!”

Or just go to Popeye’s.

I distinctly remember an Indianapolis - Miami game where Miami was attempting to run out the clock and handed it off to Ricky Williams who ran 25+ yards for a touchdown breaking the over/under. Al Michaels made a comment that the sportsbooks in Vegas were rumbling.  Dennis Millers comment was “That play meant…

You guessed it...Frank Stallone!

Tetispin

“Romo got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16-ounce steak. The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms.”

Shhhhh, I’m hoping the GMG owners forgot about AV Club.

So now this column is basically deadspin?

Dennis Miller’s time on Monday Night Football made about as much sense as Jerome Kern negotiating the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk on behalf of the 1976 New York Islanders...

Or just to tackle Dennis Miller, that’d work too.

Comments still work here so a reminder that Jim is a fucking herb. 

Nothing about the Ogre Queen recognizing Elfo’s name, implying that she’s his mother?