Do you really think combining the Lions and the 49ers comes out to equaling at least one professional football team?

You love to see it, but Love Hurts. Nazareth was Not Fakin’ It with that Razamanaz move. Knowing she could Expect No Mercy from Miss Misery, the keeper committed to Go Down Fighting, but a Teenage Nervous Breakdown left her a Broken Down Angel that needs a Holiday. In conclusion, Hair Of The Dog.

+1 white curtain on the field

I mean, they still wouldn’t have one if the Jed York was still the owner.

Jacksonville has more residents than Detroit.

Williams led with an “Odell who?”

Adam Gase has continued the Kill the Head program—he just switched to PCP.

Well as someone with an avocado allergy, I’m hoping the shortage means restaurants will stop trying to add avocado to every single dang item on their menu.

Yet another way Star Wars ruined me: I always thought bounty hunters were supposed to be cool.

Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

I don’t know which music is more appropriate for that clip. This:

“Or they just like the idea of ordering groceries from their pajamas”

Or just get a Marine into(or out of) any kind of tight space. I like to store my Marines as economically as possible, Marine lube is indispensable for that application.

but what if you want to fuck a Marine RIGHT NOW, Allison

Copa? Copa ca-ban-him!

“Malaise on 3!  MALAISE!”

How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

There goes my hero

I make polenta with cheddar and diced jalapenos stirred in, then I drop spoon fulls of it onto a nonstick pan and cook it like pancake batter until it is golden brown on both sides, giving you the same crispy browned cheddar flavor with a kick of jalapeno. I usually serve with steak and have made a few “tacos” from…

What is… too crispy?