My bf has a crazy story about hallucinating on the side of the road after drinking a bunch of 5 Hour Energies during a long road trip in college. I love coffee, but concentrated caffeine is the stuff of my nightmares.

Probably took years off of my life, but the only way I managed to goad myself through my third year of college was this nightmare jet fuel of 3:1 coffee/everclear blend with 500 mg of caffeine pills blended in, about two or three times a week. I swear to god, a 12 oz bottle of that stuff put you in another dimension…

That DOA dude was pretty good, too.

Now that you’ve completed the internet, what are you future plans?

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

ZEN here.

All of you need to chill and get a little GOD in your life...but mostly you all SUK.

Ah, the memories... of which I have none because I huffed freon.

Starbucks is my pee spot

but those disproportionately impact the poor!

Aaron A. Alston would like to have a word.

In my day we huffed freon and worshipped the devil.

You’re ignoring the biggest question of all! Who is MADMAX?

I’m not surprised by that. They process horse feed on the same equipment that they process cattle food, which contains an antibiotic that is extremely toxic to horses. While they do a very good job of cleaning everything out most of the time, there are frequent issues with it.

Oh God! After reading this, my fake gluten “sensitivity” fake started acting up!

Psst...he’s missing the sarcasm tag.

of the New Haven Deuteronomys?

as the sole and only person to ever use SEX

I do not cheat, I just have nothing better to do