This would be a great gag gift for the other guys (and court mandated woman) here at the law firm.

You tell em, Virgin Pina Colada.

Antonio Brown is exposing more people to assholes then goat.se.

Better then Cam’s pep talk:

As long as it is a Democrat, I don’t care which Democrat it is.

The president doesn’t matter, the supreme court does.  I don’t care if the candidate is a sack of flour with a face drawn on it, as long as people vote it in and it nominates liberal judges.

Nice marionette work.

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

The Rolling Stones won’t be upset for very long.

At least you flushed something.

If you’re heading for the medicine cabinet I already been there.

It sounds like the NFL is getting more people addicted to opioids than the Civil War. 

We had a friend we golfed with who would dig through the trash at every hole to find coke bottles to get the rewards. One friend got so sick of it he went ahead and put already redeemed bottles in the trash.

Valencia? These are a juice team.

Would you?

Lucky him, it’s better than being on the field while the Jets will be going 0-6.

Nice shot Canada, eh.

I think we can pull off 0-0-16

Beer is a kind of bread.

They should be well rested from their bye against Miami the prior week.