We get them a lot here in DC. They are temporary restaurants that open in unoccupied spaces, or sometimes associated with a bar that does not serve food otherwise.

If ripping the face off a toy constitutes murder my dog is getting the chair ... the big comfy chair next to daddy.

Why is Steve Harvey working the grill?

When do I add the flavor packet?

That doesn’t pass mustard.

We got Ledo’s here and as long as you go to one of the older locations with the original ovens they are really good.

Hot dog income is taxed at the short term capital gains rate and sandwiches are taxed as long term gains, because you know, they uh take longer to eat or maybe digest or whatever.  Point is, the IRS has spoken, hotdogs are not a sandwich.

No sleepy.

Grilled Asparagus is heavenly.

It must go good with pumpkin filling.

Pro Tip: Avoid the combo with the upside down Coke.

Cut green beans, straight out of the can.

My cat prefers to do curls ... up in a ball and sleep.

What a blubbering idiot.

Choo.

Trump added it will carry 200 passengers from New York’s Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes.

Binnington, he’s not human, he’s like a piece of iron.

Way to run up the score on the undermatched Bruins.  That is bad sportsmanship.

My socks are already my dogs toy.

And toilet flushes.