Imagine your staff making twitter posts denying a disease is serious while you’re in the hospital dying from it.

So let’s have his funeral in 9 days, bury him 9 days after that and then all forget about him 9 days after that.

I would love to see a listing for one of these.

the modern right/conservative in the US: the only way to keep America from devolving into a Government control socialist dystopia like China is to make it like China before the libs do.

What’s the difference between kidnapping and an arrest by unidentified police officers in an unmarked car who don’t announce themselves and don’t read the suspect their rights?

You don’t have a problem with the Secret Police nabbing people off the street in a way that is totally comparable to a kidnapping?

Do you lick the boot or do you also suck on it too? Like whats your technique.

Also, the negative partisanship is the reason we have no empathy anymore...and when you can look at this an be like “cool” then our democracy is fucking dead.

it has Tarantino casting himself

I love when Cheech is like “What, were they a bunch of assholes or something?”

Her character is also given the name Santanico Pandemonium, which is just about the best name created for a character ever.

I also very much like “I’m a mean....mm-mm...servant of God.”

Only the Zodiac Killer would have the cojones to imply his grandma would cook with canned beans instead of dried beans. This is an offense that can only be solved by La Chancla™.

The internet was a mistake. 

Wasn’t just because Japanese like Western celebs; A-listers won’t do American ads because they feel it hurts their prestige or whatever, but Japan is a great place to get paid lots of money for ads Western audiences will never see. It’s how we get Tommy Lee Jones as an alien on earth studying humans and pitching ice…

Jason, your subtext on the official article is not wrong. I have worked with several Chinese suppliers being in western Canada, and they have a knack for doublespeak. More than once I thought I was getting a genuine compliment from suppliers in China, only to find out from co-workers that I was basically being roasted…

That’s what you get for still buying anything made by Chrysler.

FCA will play second fiddle to no one when it comes to recalls.

If he wears a yarmulke, they’ll LOVE him.

Not surprised, they love any time a white foreigner praising anything Chinese. Be careful though, once you say a single thing even remotely negative, they’ll take it personally, scream how you’re hurting all of China’s feelings and attack you mercilessly. 

Honestly, One of my first thoughts after watching you unwrap this thing was... I wonder how long it will take for the Chinese state-run media to tout this as a huge victory?