This guy saw a wrinkly old man abusing a kid and didn’t immediately put a stop to it, see if the kid was okay, call the police, and beat the daylights out of the abuser.

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

That guy just blew his chance to GoPro.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

This is the same team that was bitching about the Patriots exploiting the rule book right??

Thank god she wasn’t at Baylor!

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

This story makes no sense for so many different reasons, but for the record, I’m totally cool with peeing nearly anywhere. I personally pee in my bathroom’s second sink. Every time. Wake up in the middle of the night with a boner: pee in the sink. Easier to aim, obviously. Wake up in the middle of the night without a…

Or its because the “reporters” who cover the game dont actually know enough about the game to ask one of the best coaches in the game a question about the game in the short time they have to ask him questions. Maybe viewership is down because viewers are sick of Smiley, Biff, Dickbreath, UnemployedCoach, Other Biff,…

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Oh okay, nothing could ever go wrong sending a HS punter back to run around in the backfield for four seconds then.

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

It looked to me like Ellis was skating to the puck and Brown turned into him leaving him nowhere to go but throw his arms up. If you watch, Ellis skates directly to the corner and never change directions, it’s Brown that skates into Ellis’s path with his back turned that caused the contact.

I believe this man is wearing Chuck Klosterman’s scalp on his head.

“Jost is saying that liberals should deemphasize equal rights for all people because it alienates rednecks.”

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

I feel the need to make the same comment on all of these stories. Because I think the greater context of this is being lost a little bit in the ridiculousness of these scandals. But I’m going to say it again anyway, because it’s really important. The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals last year.

I hope he wasn’t drinking Bud or Miller, or else this will be another case of domestic abuse in the NFL.

Damn, forgot the College. But yes, I will never forget seeing this happen in 25 degree weather with driving sleet, and a crowd of 500 watched Yale-UConn in the Bowl.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…