Shoulda been you, Hulkster.

Ronda was all out of bubblegum

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“...then we will be arrested, in the shade.”

Um yea...thats not a Brazilian. Brazil NT doesn’t have the polo collar. Thats an Australian jersey/player They even said who it was up top.

Blood Jort

Pluto be like

Haters gonna hate.

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Thats just a little bit more than the law will allow.

well, anywhere besides her own goal...

This is the most English way possible to lose.

I had sex with my date in the backseat of my jeep cherokee while my best friend Paul drove it home. He was alone as his date had bailed on him to go to some party at Rick’s house...Rick was a cool guy soccer player. I brought this up very often over the remainder of our time in high school.

There is a $550,000 difference between losing in the finals and quarter finals.

I don’t possess CSI enhance tech either, but I do have CSI delusions: Those ears have similar features, and ears might be even more accurate for ID than fingerprints.

Damn it, I was under the impression that he might transcend death. He will, of course, but not in the way that I had hoped.

Rest in Peace Sir Christopher. Thank you for your bevy of towering performances and for leading a fascinating life that could inspire anybody.

That’s a really underhanded thing to do.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

John Oliver is a man of his word, though.

Pools are like boats. You don’t want one. You want a close friend that has one.