This is terrible news. I liked a lot of things about this guy :(

Because this article is about what’s going on in 2018.

That is correct.

Thanks for making the original poster’s point.

Let those jerks go get their own pizza.

As a neighborhood runner, I’m always keenly aware of every construction site along my normal running routes. I also know every convenience store, Starbucks, etc.

I support our troops.

You can tell me apples don’t need to be refrigerated and you’re probably right. But I sure do love biting into a cold crisp apple.

I have a feeling the people who are most irritated at the prospect of food prices going up 20% aren’t tipping 20% at the moment anyway.

They are! After all, they only tip God 10% and look what all he’s done for them.

Thankfully, nobody ran. I suspect many an itchy trigger finger went home disappointed that day.

Fuck all of this.

I thought the gift giver pays the taxes. Shows what I know.

Hamsplaining

It’s like hearing someone talk about LT in football and not meaning Lawrence Taylor

Does that fall under protecting or serving?

(until they ditched everyone’s favorite character)

Does this guy know how to party or what?

Speaking of which, I don’t speak any French, but I went through and memorized O Canada in French purely to troll my Toronto and Vancouver friends.

I believe that is exactly what he is saying. Every US citizen of voting age should have a say in the way this country is run. Even those people I don’t like.