I support our troops.

You can tell me apples don’t need to be refrigerated and you’re probably right. But I sure do love biting into a cold crisp apple.

I have a feeling the people who are most irritated at the prospect of food prices going up 20% aren’t tipping 20% at the moment anyway.

They are! After all, they only tip God 10% and look what all he’s done for them.

Thankfully, nobody ran. I suspect many an itchy trigger finger went home disappointed that day.

Fuck all of this.

I thought the gift giver pays the taxes. Shows what I know.

Hamsplaining

It’s like hearing someone talk about LT in football and not meaning Lawrence Taylor

Does that fall under protecting or serving?

(until they ditched everyone’s favorite character)

Does this guy know how to party or what?

Speaking of which, I don’t speak any French, but I went through and memorized O Canada in French purely to troll my Toronto and Vancouver friends.

I believe that is exactly what he is saying. Every US citizen of voting age should have a say in the way this country is run. Even those people I don’t like.

I couldn’t agree more. Felons and ex-cons are still subject to the laws of the land. They should have the same right as everyone else to have a say in how they are created and administered.

Well, you always have the right to remain silent. But if the agent are spiteful, they can still do their best to inconvenience you because of it.

I think he was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.

“I refuse to be a victim”

The show is good, but don’t you dare think about binging it. You’d better have a suicide prevention hotline on speed dial if you try to watch more than two episodes in a sitting.

yeah and I did too :)