I’m loving this. A few variations for Houston though:

You really nailed the Blue Lives Matter sticker on the pickup truck for Texas. Bonus points if there’s a Gadsden Flag sticker on the same truck as well. So hold up, do you love authority or hate it? Can’t have it both ways, Slick.

In fairness, I really think you’d like my dog. And I’m quite sure he would like you.

I have been all over the world and even in some fairly remote places, when I ask for hot sauce, Tabasco is the default. It always makes me smile.

I was too late to edit my post so I’ll reply. I’m not disparaging Tobasco sauce. I’m just surprised that a sauce that has been a part of my life everywhere I go has such a high heat rating.

That seems like a pretty short list. Also, I suppose Tabasco is hot, but it’s so ubiquitous that I don’t really think of it as a particularly hot sauce.

Also, the more harmless undocumented immigrants they deport, the greater the concentration of remaining undocumented are “bad hombres”, thereby reinforcing the existing narrative that undocumented immigrants are dangerous.

At least she shut the door before she ran off.

I agree with this. I’m not as good about putting it into practice. I’m a grown-ass man with a decent job. I can afford nice tickets. So why do I keep buying bargain basement economy seats? I can’t explain it.

I believe Paizo has been doing a better job with this as well lately in their Pathfinder fluff.

If I heard blue dress correctly, it was the hotel employees who kept her from getting her gun and shooting the other woman. That’s crazy!

I get what you’re saying and I agree with you. And still, there’s a very sizable middle ground here. I’m talking about comfy jeans and a t-shirt.

Counterpoint: Dressing nicely might score you a free upgrade (but very likely won’t), while dressing comfortably is a sure bet.

I choose to believe you’re being sarcastic.

I wonder if Danger is also his middle name.

I wonder how much concern this guy had that the police might cite him for all the stop signs and red lights he ran while recording this.

I appreciate your anecdote.

Here you go, brother:

Imagine if it was a low-rent neighborhood and someone bought the street and nullified the rent these hypothetical people had been paying to park in front of their own houses. Would you be as happy then?

New York, London, Paris Munich.