I definitely enjoyed this article. I also disagree. I believe that 2:00:00 will be broken in a special event like this within two years. And then within ten years after that, it will happen in a race—probably at Berlin.

If a car on fire was partially on top of mine, I’d do the same thing.

I mean it’s a republic in the sense that it’s ruled by a charter (the Constitution) and not a monarchy, but how can you seriously think the USA isn’t a representative democracy? This is jr. high stuff.

Police: Why did you move all that stuff before calling us?

Glad to hear this man will get his day in court. This kind of thing is swept under the rug too often.

That’s *exactly* the first thing I think of when I remember the ‘90s.

12 years ago and this never gets old.

So a decades-long war then. Got it.

How is that funny?

Sue? They should thank them for the awesome press.

IT’S NOT A CLIP, IT’S A MAGAZ—

Alternately, don’t have kids in your house hold.

You say it’s nice to know, but your reaction doesn’t indicate that you think it’s nice.

So many questions I want answers for. Will it have the 3.6? Will it have the Outback’s ground clearance? What’s the towing capacity? Will I be able to lay the 3rd (2nd?) row seats flat and make a place in the back to car camp out of? How much will it cost?

A Subaru version of a minivan? Sign me up!

How long until the “Demon vs Tesla At The Dragstrip” videos appear on YouTube? I just want to read the angry comments people leave there :)

Wine is possibly the biggest offender of all. And to make it worse, restaurants tend to get mad at you when you keep a bottle in your car and keep making trips out there to take pulls from during your dinner.

I see what you did there.

It’s not uncommon to see iced tea on a restaurant menu for $1.99 or even $2.99 in some places. What the hell? That’s halfway to beer prices right there.

Not Bob Wills?