When Greenfield-McClain High is done with the banner, maybe they can send it off to Cannon Ball, North Dakota for the police to strap to the front of their MRAP when they drive the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe protesters off the pipeline land.

You seem pretty fired up, man.

Also, keep in mind that “hottie” and “plumper” are not opposite ends of the spectrum.

I live in Houston and I confirm we have plenty of both.

I’ve never been in the military. I wasn’t aware that made me a chickenshit. Thanks for clearing that up.

Trump needs those seven votes.

Mostly i’m just here for the shitshow in the comments section, but are they drawing a distinction between crossplay and gender-bent cosplay?

but never trust a big butt and a smile.

Will Mustang owners ever learn?

God damn I missed these so much!

I’m so glad you guys are using YouTube again.

Hot Take: Fantasy sports dilute team loyalty, and if you put a player on your fantasy team who is playing this week against the team you support, you’re a worse fan because of it.

Counterpoint: Joe Biden is not a moron.

I’m with you. She absolutely does not deserve to be hit whether or not she is paying attention but good grief, please pay attention when you cross the street!

I know nothing about economics or business, but I have a question all the same. Couldn’t big oil companies with all of their billions of dollars try to get out ahead of this and diversify their holdings into other profitable industries?

There’s a part of me that wants this so bad. But there’s also a part of me that says this eye-for-an-eye cycle of payback and consequences can only be ended by Democrats. But is there even any point in trying to mend fences and build consensus anymore? Or is that just naively idealistic?

Kipping pull-ups are a gift to people who love making fun of people who do kipping pull-ups.

I am still happily rocking the Xbox 360, but I will absolutely buy a newer system just to play Red Dead Whatever if and when it comes out.

Man, that just sucks all around.

Down here in oil country, I just think about every big Ford F-350 I see going by with a TRUMP PENCE 2016 sticker on it and think about how each of these good old boys willingly put a sticker on their vehicles endorsing a slick New York businessman—the kind of person they would otherwise have nothing but disdain for.…