Update: Cecilia weighs in:

Half Life 3 episodes 1 and 2 and 3 confirmed.

Those dimpled ramps are for sight impaired drivers, not traction. I learned that today. ;)

I have three young daughters. Whenever I get dragged shopping and I have free time, my favorite activity is standing there and staring into space. It tends to be rather disconcerting to the retail employees, but hell, my mind just needs a mental rest.

True story. I once dumped a girl because her favorite cracker was a Triscuit. I couldn’t look her in the eye after learning this. Well that and she fucked my roommate. I still get bitter and angry about it all these years later. Triscuits? How could she have been such a bad person?

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

San Andreas was the one I had the most fun playing and the game that I immediately think about if someone says “Grand Theft”

I feel like I’ve seen lots of green crosses to denote health. This must be why.

The Gang Buys a Boat, Gay Marriage, and Country Mack should be in the top ten. The Gang Desperately Tries to win an Award is Top Five, so is the Welfare episode. This list is filled with bad decisions.

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention isn’t even top 100?!? INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!

How do you have The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention not ranked higher? It is one of the all time best episodes. I challenge you to a duel!

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention being ranked 115 immediately invalidates the rest of this list.

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Ah yes. Bündchen. I believe it’s a native Brazilian family name.

Actually Brazilians can be very white. They have a huge German population.

This may shock you, but white people live outside North America and Eurasia.

White people born in countries with a majority non-white population are still, wait for it, white people.

Luckily enough the Trump immigration policy makes allowances for white lingerie models.