I’m glad you enjoyed your jobby, but

for those who don’t, one comment can ruin it.

What this country needs is fewer hand jobs and more hand careers.

+1 Trust the Processed.

Thought I saw that on TV, but it was so quick that I wasn’t sure.  Looks like a grade 3 strain that is a full tear. Looks like just the rectus femoris is injured, not that it really matters in terms of playing any time soon.  Got to wonder if this is a case of a guy being too big for his body to support the type of…

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

What’s even crazier is that he has two sets of legs, meaning he had to run twice as far as the humans!

Yes and no. As a whole, the coaching staff was unbelievably bad. Like, the Arizona bros that Luke brought in were just plain bad. The out of time out play calling was AWFUL. It was basically, throw the ball in and hope for the best.

Do I assign all the blame to Luke for this bad of a season? No....but the…

You ever see one of those nature documentaries where a pack of wolves chases a herd of caribou or something like that, then rests while the caribou rest, then chases again, rests again, etc., until the caribou are just completely exhausted, and then they strike?

This dog was out for flesh.

I fail to believe that, considering that they only offer their animated classics for a brief time before shoving them back in the “vault”.  Disney basically designed “leaving this month”.

Yes, but at five years old, if you just give them that one Disney movie as a DVD, the kid will watch it fifty times.  They probably watched Frozen for a whole year.

Well the specific crime in question isn’t that it’s unfair. The specific crime is fraud, with the university as the victim.

Eh, for what it’s worth, I’m not comfortable at all with how easily this analysis lets Rob Pelinka off the hook. He’s the frickin’ GM!

I’m not sure this is the lesson, my man!

I’ve been eating a plant-based diet for 4 years now and I can definitely tell you that I have a morning, early afternoon, late afternoon, evening “constitutional”.  My family also has a subscription through Amazon for Ultra Soft Charmin toilet paper and we have a bidet attachment on each of our toilets.  

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

So let the pitcher and hitter go 1 on 1 until someone drops?  I could totally get behind that!  

Archer is not Latino.

I know Don Cheadle is a straight upgrade to Terrence Howard, but I rewatched Iron Man last night and I definitely buy Terrence Howard more in the role of “guy who would be friends with Tony Stark and put up with his shit.”

Billy Joel has also expressed concern but refused to accept responsibility along with Dana White for the fire.