Best thing ever from popeyes? I say this unironically: that is a pretty goddam high bar to clear.

OT but if I were Don Coryell’s child I’d totally go by Heir Coryell.

Dudes that name their daughters after themselves are such assholes. Possibly related, Jack Kent Cooke was 79 when Jackie was born (although only on the 3rd of his 5 wives).

If the issue is that the chef snuck the cheese in and said it was vegan, that chef doesn’t deserve threats, they deserve death.

This doesn’t sound like a malicious and secretive use of animal products in a diner’s food... it sounds like some annoying “vegan” made an “inconvenient” order then followed it up with a request for a cheese pizza. She “thinks she’s still a vegan” because she’s too dumb or deluded to accept that cheese negates the…

Isn’t this literally what the Fantastic Beast movies are? The first one was pure tripe and the next one has Johnny Depp playing Wizard Hitler so I’m not holding my breath on it being much better.

Tennessee fans:

2017 was the year I looked back at a lifetime of being defined as an “Oreo” by people and finally realized a lot of the white people who I used to hang out with and even be best friends with were kind of trash.

The Hall of Fame of anything should consist entirely of people/entities even the average fan would look at and say “Yes, of course.”

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

I started getting recruiting letters in 7th grade. Johns Hopkins. Then in high school the phone calls and letters. This was the 90s so no limit (make em say uhh) on the phone calls. I got out early and enrolled in a west coast power school, Fight On!. Frosh year was hard so I transferred thousands of miles of way to…

I also forgot that people can buy a 50" HD TV for like $10 now, and can flip between multiple games/redzone, so why the hell would they want to go to a stadium in the middle of nowhere to get pissed on by a jerkoff fan who’ll try to stab them after the game?

“I saw Mommy Fisting Santa Claus” is way more problematic, imho

When Luke told Rey to stop idolizing the Skywalker legacy.
When Kylo whined about how this was his story

I love it when a movie has the balls to actually say what a lot of us have been thinking since the prequel trilogy. The Jedi were fucking morons and shit isn’t as simple as black and white, dark and light

I am a massive Star Wars fan and I have to say, the fandom’s reaction to this movie because it didn’t fit the terrible fan fiction they had in their head is making me hate most other Star Wars fans.

Poe: What are you doing, Maz?

Whatever anybody thinks about the overall quality of Last Jedi - and I think you can have honest disagreements about how well the whole thing hung together - it was an absolute masterpiece in messing with tropes, both in general and of Star Wars in particular. The whole movie is an exercise in how overrated heroes are…

I’m having trouble coming to terms with how cool this is.